What Do You Do When a Notorious Celebrity Stalker Starts Stalking You?

Justin Massler, a.k.a. Cloud Starchaser, believes that he is Harry Potter, Superman, and Jesus Christ. These narratives, he says, are all one and the same, various retellings of his life story populated by supporting characters that also exist in the modern world. He has explained this theory of the world hundreds and hundreds of times, in nearly every email he sends to those who he believes to be the real-life Hermiones, Jessica Rabbits, Lois Lanes.